Allow me to introduce you to someone very close to my heart: the Tiny Sheriff. Pictured above in the 2009 Summer Outward Hound collection, in the off-season she embraces her post in the pontoon boat of guarding the family's stash of potato chips (honey she's just like a snappin' turtle- her jaws won't let go until lightnin' strikes so you'd best rethink stickin' a finger in that bag). When she's not directing Carnival Cruises alongside Kathy Lee Gifford, she enjoys long walks to retrieve the morning paper with Mum, sexually charged weekend make-out sessions with a stuffed porcupine named Pierce Brosnan, and inserting herself into crippling power struggles with every other animal she meets.
Now your blog has some REAL substance!!
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